December 13, 2006

this just in

i read that trash-talking british pop star, lily allen will be soon invading the states. which means that it's only a matter of time before my 10-year-old sister wants her CD and there is a backlash from parents because lily isn't a great "role model".

my advice to lily: stay in the motherland! we're total assholes here! i want to love you, lily, but if you come to the states, you will hate us and you will run your foul mouth and then i'll have to not like you anymore.



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