December 21, 2006

pimp my nutcracker

i want to prerequisite this by saying: i hate christmas.

ever since i found out santa wasn't real (last year) the magic has been gone. my own mother even refers to me as a grinch.

and this is why i have no problem making a mockery of this yuletide token.



Pimp My Nutcracker


December 20, 2006

attention new york women

it's that time of year again when the gynecologist apointment is well over due.

i'd like to avoid the horror of randomly picking a doctor to poke around my nether-regions so if anyone knows a GOOD gyno with GOOD bedside manner who takes United Healthcare, my vagina will thank you.

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