February 22, 2007

happy birthday George Washington

i'd like to take this moment to wish George Washington a happy 275th birthday.

good ole, George--our first president and founding father. he has forged the way for other great douchebags leaders such as Richard Nixon and George Dubbya.

most notably george washington kicked the British out of Boston, posed dramatically for a portrait while crossing the Delaware, and fathered illegitimate children with his black slaves.

george washington, we salute you.

i for one can vouche, that the delaware river is most definitely as treacherous as depicted here. NOT.


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