February 7, 2007

i drink a lot of snapple

Real Fact #33: Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.

the fact that prior to the study, the termites were getting high backstage with the band may or may not have had an affect on results.

Real Fact #336: On average, you'll spend a year of your life looking for misplaced objects.

unless of course, you own one of those gadgets that beeps so you can easily find the keys you left in the fridge because you were really hungry after hanging out with the termites and rockers.

Real Fact # 226: Cows give more milk when they listen to music.

a research study in Napa found that genre of music was irrelevant because the cows being observed were from california. and happy cows come from california. or some shit like that...






~SCO

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