April 19, 2007

le sigh

today i mourn the loss of Sanjaya.

i blame all of rural america. because you know east and west coasters have better things to do than sabotage american idol. i mean, shit i don't even have time to watch the show let alone remember to vote.

and we all know that the winner (voted on by YOU, Kansas and Virginia) is always some small town country bumpkin and frankly, i don't want to be associated with small-minded middle america.

so here is my message to the confederate states:

vote blake. not because i like him or want him to win but because i don't want to fight with kate anymore.

"of all the loons on american idol, blake is the most acceptable"
~Kate MC






until next season, fuck you american idol.





~SCO

1 comment:

kate mc said...

amen

 
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