December 20, 2007

Zoey is a slut

i know you've all be at the edge of your seats hoping and wishing and praying that Nickelodeon would soon make a statement regarding their show ZOEY 101, staring Jamie Lynn Spears.

WELL $Ries clued me in on this article from the AP (Associated Press, dummies) and though there's no news regarding Zoey 101, the network has stated that they are considering turning this travesty into a "special" about sex and love. gag me. as if that isn't bad enough, they are calling in old Nick News journalist Linda Ellerbee.


The one thing i distinctly remember of Linda Ellerbee on Nickelodeon was the SNOOOOOZE FEST. and the power lesbian haircut. apparently this bitch has been married 3 times too. then she gave up penis in the 70s. practically a century before JL Spears was even born.


anyhow, in related "news" it seems that Ashlee Simpson is bitching and moaning about how JL Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday when Ashlee released her new video for the painfully infectious song "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)".

a. the video pretty much blows
b. Spears women will out do Simpson women any day of the week. that crazy Jessica was an honest to god virgin on her wedding day. fucking weirdo.




~SCO

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