LEGGINS FOR MEN
screw isaiah washington and britney's cooter, THIS is by far the most offensive happening of 2007.
i mean, if the look on that model's face doesn't say "i realize i look like a douche" than i don't know what.
Dear Skinny Jeans,
If you're out there reading, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any previously posted shit talking. My display of arrogance has proven to be nothing short of a mindless attempt to confine my jealously of your righteousness.
I proudly welcome you to flaunt your assets for countless seasons to come. All I ask is that by Fall 2007, you make your grand return with such brilliance that the so-called man leggins can succumb to their proper place on the shelves next to parachute pants and acid-wash jeans.
The Ott Stuff
however, should the skinny jeans fail me in this endeavor (and dear god, i hope they don't), i will at least have an added reason to despise brooklyn hipsters.