December 1, 2007

Horse Humper Beastiality Documentary

i saw this video a while back but it still dazzles me never the less. if you haven't seen it, you really need to take a minute and indulge yourself. you won't be left disappointed. i promise.









~SCO

are you smarter than a celebrity?

well the answer to that question depends which one we're talking about!

Entertainment Weekly made a list of the Top 50 smartest chumps in Hollywood.



1. JUDD APATOW
2. STEVEN SPIELBERG
3. JAMES CAMERON
4. ARI EMANUEL
5. WILL SMITH
6. MERYL STREEP
7. TYLER PERRY
8. PETER RICE
9. DAVID HEYMAN
10. JOHN KNOLL


zzzzzzz. snooze fest. and don't even get me started on how much that cross-dressing tyler perry creeps me out in a totally NOT funny way.

luckily, the New York Daily News published the list we really want to see: Hollywood's dumbest!




1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Spencer Pratt
4. Jeff Kwatinetz
5. Shia LaBeouf
6. Heidi Montag
7. Jessica Simpson
8. Kiefer Sutherland
9. Tori Spelling
10. Rumer Willis







click here to see the entire list.

or click here to see the boring EW list.







~SCO

November 30, 2007

ughhhh

ya know, when i say ignorant things like "i hate southerners" and "the mere sound of a southern accent makes me cringe" people tend to think i'm a bitch. sometimes i feel kind of bad saying those things and sometimes when i hear country music i kind of wish i had control over my gag reflex but then i see shit like this and i remember that i am soooo totally right and southerners are soooo totally useless.

ladies and gentleman, kellie pickler


what use is the south anyway? the dixie chicks? george w? slavery? the dallas cowboys? no thank you.









~SCO

linkage






Fergie's Vag - Jezebel
Jen's new nose - cityrag
ALF's triumphant return - Best Week Ever





~SCO

November 29, 2007

Pandora Partay



tuesday night i went to some party thrown by Pandora where you can do karaoke with a LIVE rock band. free cocktails and hors d'hoeuvres? i'm so there. however, i had no intentions of actually participating in the karaoke part of the event.

well a couple beers and a blue drink served in a martini glass later, i was totally on stage singing Modern English's "I Melt with You". and i'm almost positive the blue drink in the martini glass was 98% tequila (1% mixer, 1% blue food coloring).



when we got off the stage, some guy (who turned out to be the founder of Pandora himself) told us we rocked and "that's what Pandora's all about!!" he was probably saying that to everyone who came off stage but a small part of me likes to believe it was mainly because cristin and i are just that fucking rad.

anyhow, the event was really fun. singing with a live band is kind of awesome because you can't hear how bad you sound and you have the rest of the band singing backup vocals. you really get the full effect. and those people who get really into it and start rocking out like they're giong to get discovered (you know who you are) only look half as retarded as when they're doing normal karaoke.

if you're in the NY area and you're bored on a Monday night, i would definitely recommend getting drunk and pretending you're a rockstar at Arlene's Grocery.

and let's give some love to Pandora for being super awesome. go there and listen to music. it's fun.








~SCO
 
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