i wasn't very good at properly documenting my President's Day weekend at Penn State but i can assure you there was a lot of alcohol, a lot of fast food and a lot of daytime napping.
but do you know what there wasn't any of? there was no CHRIS BLOEMKER. Blowy, if you're reading this YOU ARE SO DEAD TO ME.
this guy is dead meat.
in other news, the following video is proof that drunk people do not make any sense at 5 in the morning.