The Sun is reporting several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.
you must go HERE and watch the video accompanying the article. it's mostly dark and fuzzy and spanish but the end is totally worth it.
that gnome is probably just lonely and looking for one of those nose-rubbing kisses that gnomes do. give the guy a break.
just for good measure, here's an episode of David the Gnome. you know you watched that shit on Nick Jr. when you were home sick from school.