October 16, 2008

Congrats Phillies!!

hey Dodgers, why so glum? oh i know....because last night The Philadelphia Phillies won the National League Pennant!

sorry Dodgers but look on the bright side, at least you're not still in Brooklyn.

now i'd like to take a moment to honor some Phillies starters - not in order of skill or contribution to the team - but the order in which i find them bone-able.

1. Pat Burrell
2. Jayson Werth
3. Chase Utley
4. Cole Hamels (Cole Hamels invented the C-section when he threw a 100 mph fastball through his mother's belly.)
6. Shane Victorino
5. Jimmy Rollins
6. Greg Dobbs

Honorable Mention
7. Ryan Howard
8. Pedro Feliz
9. Brett Myers
10.Brad Lidge

everyone else gets a pat on the back for a job well done.

next up for the Phillies - chewing up and spitting out the Rays or the Red Sox in the WORLD SERIES, BABY.


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