i don't know why i was always under the assumption that Koala's were cute. maybe it's because they're seen adorably clutching onto a human caretaker. maybe it's because koalas seems so laid back and carefree. maybe i just really liked Adventures of the Little Koala as a kid. whatever the reason, i am deceived NO MORE!
these things look like pure evil. bloodsucking, unicorn killing EVIL. children should be afraid of this thing hiding in their closet. i don't know how the boogieman got such a bad rep. did he ever actually do anything?