every man should get one good bitch slap from his girlfriend at some point in the relationship. it's inevitable that they'll do something to warrant said bitch slap. but remember, girls, it only takes one to get your point across. don't go crazy.
see words of wisdom from Phoebe Price in the clip below.
don't ask me who Phoebe Price is. nobody knows. Phoebe Price doesn't even know. i kind of dig the name Phoebe though. i think children are disgusting but if i was ever to accidentally get pregnant and i decided to keep it and it was (god forbid) a girl, i think i'd name her Phoebe. Phoebe Ott. sounds absolutely terrible but i'm okay with that.