Where do even I begin? First, there's the Criss Angel factor but I won't even go there because the only person who likes Criss Angel is this guy. Next, while I am aware that there are people in this world who are into vampire culture and that there are also people in this world who like Lady GaGa in all her space costume terribleness, what I was NOT aware of was the fact that these two seemingly different lifestyle choices/preferences/bad decisions/whatever could be tangled into the same person. What a wonderful world we live in. Lastly, I know there are fake vampire nails or something in the equation but this guy has really long fingers, right?