December 8, 2006


suck a fat one, phyllis schlafly



this shit is just plain crazy. i'm talking michael richards crazy.

and for those who don't know, the first chick who speaks, phyllis schlafly, was one of the major opponents of the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) of the 70s. That means this lady made a CAREER of opposing equal rights for women. she galavanted around towns and colleges preaching that the ERA was backed by a bunch of "loose" feminist who were trying to stop women from wanting to be housewives. all the while, mrs. schlafly had 6 children back home and a husband who was probably screwing around on the side. very conservative of you, phyllis. way to lead by example.


December 6, 2006

just don't ask questions and read it....


Gwen Stefani--The Sweet Escape


i only made it through a couple tracks before i had to stop for fear of losing whatever dignity i had left but i'm pretty sure if i kept listening i would only have even more awful things to say.

i'm also predicting that the title track The Sweet Escape feat. Akon is going to be HUGE on TRL.

brace yourself world, gwen stefani may be infecting our ears for years to come.

i'm just an orange county girl living in an extraordinary world



December 4, 2006

pittsburgh recap

it occured to me that i never really recapped on my pittsburgh adventure so here goes...

i went to pittsburgh. it was...nice. pittsburgh has a zoo! we went to the zoo, and it was nice. pittsburgh...


nope wait, i think i already covered all there is to say about pittsburgh.

the end.


December 3, 2006

friendship is rare...

i watched "The Sweetest Thing" tonight....

it's a little diddy staring cameron diaz, selma blair, and chirstina applegate. and anyone who doesn't love christina appleagate from "married with children" is not cool in my book. by anyway, the chemistry between cameron diaz's character and christina applegate's character is impeccable.

it's pretty much a mirror image of my dear friend, lauren hartman and i. sure, things suck now that we're at the forefront of our careers in different cities...but in high school--when lauren and i got over our obligatory hatred/jealousy of one another--we found out that we were more simlar that ever imaginable.

watching the characters in this movie reminds me that i can call up lauren at anytime and leave a 15 minute voicemail that will amuse her more than annoy her. no only can i be myself around her, but i can be an absurd, ridiculous, characterure of myself and she won't miss a beat. she'll only be ridiculous right along side of me.

everybody meets their best friends in college. or they at least say you'll meet the people who will replace your high school life. well that's not true.

the thing i love is that on the outside, lauren and i are sucessfull young women. 22-year-old college graduates--a teacher and a publicist--but on the inside we're a couple of vulgar, sex-crazed, borderline alocholic assholes that are never beyond such ridiculous matters as peeing in slurpee cups--just for fun--or making out--if the price is right...

laur, i love you

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