February 10, 2007

February 8, 2007

anthropologists beware

i don't pity future generations who dare to make sense of our present day rhetoric. hundreds of years from now, our fancy "web 2.0" is going to seem so primitive and disorganized.



yip yips

guess me and ben will have to come up with a different costume for halloween this year because these people beat us to it.

it's okay though because i'm still holding out for Thing 1 and Thing 2


February 7, 2007

apparently i'm not the only person in brooklyn disgusted by the overwhelming hipster population. thank god.



it's no wonder boys are scared of us


amy winehouse

this is why i love her:

and this is why she's AWESOME:



too lazy to write a real post. watch the vids HERE. try to keep your panties on.

Paolo Nutini singing Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" better than she does:

nevermind that i turned the camera on its side at one point. it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time. i was alone, it was the encore, i had been drinking all night...

i noticed that the audio and video don't match up perfectly and it makes him look mildly retarded. but nevermind that i'll still have his babies.

yum yum


i drink a lot of snapple

Real Fact #33: Termites eat through wood 2 times faster when listening to rock music.

the fact that prior to the study, the termites were getting high backstage with the band may or may not have had an affect on results.

Real Fact #336: On average, you'll spend a year of your life looking for misplaced objects.

unless of course, you own one of those gadgets that beeps so you can easily find the keys you left in the fridge because you were really hungry after hanging out with the termites and rockers.

Real Fact # 226: Cows give more milk when they listen to music.

a research study in Napa found that genre of music was irrelevant because the cows being observed were from california. and happy cows come from california. or some shit like that...


i love lauren

and this is sure to amuse me for years to come. i've already threatened to one day show lauren's children. lauren's boyfriend, mike, was okay with that as long as crazy aunt sara doesn't lose the kids in the ball pit at mcdonalds when she babysits. it's a deal, mike!

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