March 22, 2007

mcdonalds



i had a big mac today. it was almost as delicious as hooters. wings. not mammaries.






BLUeyez640: even when i did eat meat, i wouldn't let myself eat this shit
BLUeyez640: it's sooooooooooo good
cristinly: i think you're on a road to disaster
cristinly: but GOD it will be fun








~SCO

notorious bear-haters beware!

not even stephen colbert can deny the cuteness








so freaking cute. and to think it's gonna grow up to be sooooo NOT freaking cute. i hate buying into this. but you should seriously click HERE.

Knut's deadbeat mama is a straight up ho.






~SCO

um, is this the same person?

has anyone noticed the uncanny resemblance between AFI frontman, Davey Havok and Tegan Quinn from Tegan and Sara??






okay maybe Davey's makeup is better that Tegan's but Tegan is a hot lesbian. she doesn't need makeup.






~SCO

March 20, 2007

peculiar

who remembers singing the sweet tune of "Tubthumping" and thinking "did i just say 'pissing the night away'?"

let us also thank Frankie Goes To Hollywood for reminding us to "relax, don't do it. when you wanna coooooooome"

and i KNOW you're lying if you don't admit to dancing the "Macarena" at your friend's bar mitzvah. thanks, Los Del Rio!

but you know who else is missing from this stellar list of one-hit wonders? the GRATEFUL DEAD, of course.

strange but true, "Touch of Grey" was the only commercial hit for the Grateful Dead, technically making this song parallel to "The Safety Dance" and "Mambo No. 5"

jerry garcia is like, soooo 1987.



but don't feel so bad guys, Wayne Janczik's book The Billboard Book of One-Hit Wonders defines a one-hit wonder as "an act that has won a position on Billboard's national, pop, Top 40 just once." He therefore includes such performers as Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix.

whatev.






~SCO
 
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