April 19, 2007

le sigh

today i mourn the loss of Sanjaya.

i blame all of rural america. because you know east and west coasters have better things to do than sabotage american idol. i mean, shit i don't even have time to watch the show let alone remember to vote.

and we all know that the winner (voted on by YOU, Kansas and Virginia) is always some small town country bumpkin and frankly, i don't want to be associated with small-minded middle america.

so here is my message to the confederate states:

vote blake. not because i like him or want him to win but because i don't want to fight with kate anymore.

"of all the loons on american idol, blake is the most acceptable"
~Kate MC

until next season, fuck you american idol.


April 18, 2007

back at it

now this is the sanjaya that i know and love.

completely heinous.

and if you're still whining about Sanjaya's reign, you clearly don't remember a couple seasons ago with a certain mr. Anthony Federov. barf. there was NOBODY yuckier than him. ever.


April 17, 2007

The Landlord

this might definitely be my favorite YouTube College Humor find ever. yup, EVERRRRR.



Flight of the Concords:

listen to the song twice and i swear it'll be stuck in your head.

conan knows best.

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