December 15, 2007

Deep Focus Holiday Party



Party at The Park
















the (smelly) after party we stumbled into. location unknown





well, i've successfully survived two consecutive Deep Focus holiday parties. let's see what's in store for next year.





~SCO

brit brit's new song

is complete caca









~SCO

December 14, 2007

shocking!

everyone is in an uproar today over the "findings" surrounding the MLB and steroid use. all i have to say is, are there really any people who find this all that surprising? are you also the people who believe OJ is innocent and the Duke lacrosse team didn't have their way with a slutty girl or two?

come on people!!









~SCO

whopper freakout

fucking hilarious. you may have seen this on the news or even seen the tv spot for it but if you haven't, this is a marketing campaign that burger king brilliantly came up with to prove the whopper reigns supreme. this video had me caught in a fit of giggles but i also have a small brain so just see for yourself.






now i want me a whopper. fantastic viral marketing right there.









~SCO

December 13, 2007

Xmas party?

Marc Jacobs held an Arabian Nights themed christmas party last night. Amanda Lepore went as herself.



Marc went as a camel toe.



somebody better alert CoCo T that she has some competition...












~SCO

December 9, 2007

not aging well

poor Knut the German polar bear. once cuter than a basset hound puppy pulling a toddler in a red wagon, Knut is now old, washed up, and quite frankly, a little dirty looking.

Best Week Ever put together some rather hilarious images of our once cute little Knut celebrating his coming of age.





Happy 1st Birthday, Knut! may the upcoming year bring you a fantastic celebrity cosmetic surgeon.









~SCO

America's Most Lamest Model

In anticipation of tonight's final America's Most Smartest Model showdown, i'd like to express my disappointment in the top three contestants.

Angela the know-it-all



Andre the Soviet



VJ the DOUCHEBAG



let me just say that these people absolutely SUCK. they're not likeable in the slightest bit and if Tyra has taught me anything, they are definitely not "model" enough.

for the most part, this entire season has been filled with a bunch of model retards.

rachel myers?



this bitch looks about 35 and is in desperate need of a sandwich.

slavco tuskaloski?



greasy creepazoid

jesse lewis?



FATTY!


this show is an absolute joke that i can't peel my eyes from. it pisses me off that i kill brain cells on this shit each and every sunday night.

on another note, they're holding a casting call for season two of America's Most Smartest Model. i'm pretty sure i have a shot.

RIP to my AMSM faves - you are the best. we miss you.

Pickle



Aussie Rachel



Brett (call me!)








~SCO
 
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