April 2, 2008

Ugly Celebs

i know it's really mean but i'm having a fat day (when aren't i have one of those lately) and putting these people down makes me feel better. makes me feel grateful actually. you can always lose the weight but taking care of a nasty face? not so easy.

Rumer Willis - pre and post surgery. girl can't get a break. woof.

Chloe Lattanzi (daughter of Olivia Newton-John) - so young. so plastic. so tragic.

Rachel Dratch - further proof that you can't have a good personality AND good looks. Rachel at least gets props for being an actual celeb and not some ugly offspring mooching off their parents fame.

and of course we have an oldie but goodie, the Wino. love this bitch.

ahhh. i feel better already. i guess i can put down that last piece of chocolate i've been using to comfort myself.


April 1, 2008

Pineapple Express

yeah i'm like two months behind on this but it's still worth mentioning.

Pineapple Express is the new Judd Apatow produced pot-action movie starring Seth Rogen and James Franco.

this red band trailer was "leaked" in February but we all know nothing is leaked now a days. that shit was totally intentional and totally brilliant and this movie is going to be totally effing awesome.

seriously, how can you watch that and not want to see the movie?

attention movie studios everywhere, THIS is how a trailer should be done.



First it was Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon. Then it was the obvious rebuttal of Jimmy Kimmel with Ben Affleck. Next was Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks but now...

Hillary and Obama?? when will it end...

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor


Google made a funny

to anyone who uses Gmail, you may have noticed something a little suspicious today. upon login, there is a recently added "New! Gmail Custom Time" (screenshot below)

Gmail Custom Time allows you to customize the time your email was sent to potentially avoid late deadlines or missing your grandmother's birthday.

initially i was a little dumbfounded. then i read the "testimonials" and realized it was too good to be true.

damn you April Fools Day! you win this time, Google. next year, watch your back.

Check it out HERE


March 31, 2008

graphs are fun

ever wonder how your favorite hip hop song would be represented through the use of pie charts and bar graphs? probably not but who knew it would be so entertaining...

i obviously had to throw in that last one from "All About the Benjamins" because who doesn't love to fuck with hoes at Penn State?

check out more at GraphJam

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