July 30, 2008

condoms...again

this time in the form of a Chinese condom company who are in the Olympic spirit.






go team, go!



~SCO

new harry potter teaser!!

egads! i almost peed my pants. the full length trailer will surely put me over the edge. anybody have an ETA on that sucker?



chills.














~SCO

July 29, 2008

monsters...they're real!

check out this hot piece of ass.



this is an alleged monster that washed ashore in Montauk. story is that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,".

Cloverfield 2 viral marketing anybody?

Kim seems to think this is a baby Cloverfield monster but anyone who's done their research knows that the monster from the first film actually was a baby monster. that means there's a mama monster out there who is seriously pissed off and she will sure as shit reek havoc when she finds her way to the coast and comes across dead baby monster parts. that's of course if you're not on the side of the debate who believe the last whisper of the film played backwards says "it's still alive". but that's neither here nor there.

i seriously can't wait for that sequel to come out although the child in me wants to believe this is an actual mutated animal. god that would be so awesome.




~SCO

July 28, 2008

condoms



so LifeStyles condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be the new face of their brand because she's a self-proclaimed virgin and they think she'd be a good role model for teen girls who apparently all have STDs. well maybe not all but 1 in 4.

first of all, that STD stat is pretty freaking alarming.

second, i'm pretty sure the REAL reason LifeStyles has an interest in Miley is because they know it's only a short matter of time before the girl has a loss-of-virginity scandal (a la ms. britney spears back in the day) and then the whole world will be going "oh my god can you believe Miley? and the irony is that she's the face of LifeStyles!"

this is exactly what LifeStyles wants you to do. they think you're stupid enough to fall for this pathetic marketing attempt. and you know what? it'll work. and it'll work GOOD.

kudos LifeStyles.








~SCO

Damn Mondays

as if Mondays don't already suck, i am also mourning the end of my fantastic vacation to the Outer Banks where i accompanied my fave girl Stephanie, her parents and two other families who are fond of the beach games and the hooch.

it went a little something like this:





















now what do i have to look forward to? xmas vacation? pretty pathetic. i'm going to go cry now...




~SCO
 
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