January 17, 2009


one step closer to domestication!

i made dinner for 6 people and nobody got sick...great success!

satisfied faces!

bitch wine for the hostess...

then things got a little silly...

UPDATE: so someone did end up getting sick. her name starts with Sa, ends with Ra and had a little too much vodka and wine.


January 16, 2009

feel the love

Video: DC Pandas Celebrate Inauguration with Early Orgy


photojournalism at its finest

Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III, we love you. your name is a tad long-winded by we love you just the same.

hats off to Sully for ensuring everyone on that plane got out alive!

and here's a shot from the window of our office where you can see the plane being tug-boated down the river once everyone had safely evacuated!

(photo cred: ryan kennedy)

and screw those geese who caused the problem in the first place! damn canadians.


January 15, 2009

ginger explosion

AIM Today compiled a gallery of the "50 Hottest Redheads". i don't think i even have to say how i feel about that.

check it out HERE. don't blame me if your soul gets sucked out right through the computer screen.

not only is Rumer Willis the most offensive looking person in the world, but she's been a ginger for a mere week. also, this picture makes my stomach turn. seriously. barf.


parking tickets blow

if i ever feel like i have too much time on my hands, i will just watch this and realize i don't have THAT much time on my hands.

i feel for this dude though because i too have dealt with the hassle of an incompetent cop moron who A. flagged me over with his hand while standing on Maple Ave in Langhorne Borough, B. yelled at me when I pulled over and asked what the deal was, C. didn't have tickets on him, so scribbled my address down on a piece of paper to send me one? and, D. incorrectly scribbled my address so i never got the ticket or even knew one was coming until the constables knocked on my door with a warrant for the arrest of Sara Ott.

when i finally got to my court hearing and explained to the imbecile that the warrant was due to his RETARDEDNESS, he told me not to tell the judge because the judge doesn't like "any trouble" and made it out like he was doing me a favor.


so to the dude in this video, i love you. you're brilliant.


January 14, 2009

the tale of Ed and Bob

the first time i watched this, i chuckled. and i chuckled a little more whole heartily than this video probably warrants.

then, i watched it again because my coworkers wanted to see what the fuss was about. and on this second viewing i not only had tears streaming down my face but i may have peed my pants a little. damn you Ed!


i've just been tipped off to the video below. this might be old news but this whole goat talking phenomenon is new to me. amazing.


January 13, 2009

bird fight!

looks like we're going to have ourselves a down and dirty cock fight this Sunday for the NFC Championship.

Philadelphia Eagles (9-6-1, 2-0) at Arizona Cardinals (9-7, 2-0)

i never like to get my hopes up when it comes to the Eagles because they break my heart over and over and over and over and over AND OVER again. but then part of me thinks, "hey this is OUR year. let's go birds! philadelphia rulez" and then the sane part of me goes "son of a bitch, we just won the world series. there's no way in hell we're winning another national championship for another 35 years. get real, sara"

that being said...

come on Eagles, you're not going to lose to a bunch of GINGER BIRDS, are you?! i bet if you trace back through the ages, research will find Cardinals responsible for the terrible pandemic known as Gingervitis. so seriously Eagles, do it for the kids.


STFU Megan Fox

who the fuck does this girl think she is? everything that comes out of her mouth is vomit-inducing. and she goes to bed with Brian Austin Green every night. ew.

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