February 6, 2009

corny bacon

bored? want to kill 30 seconds?

1. copy and past this link: http://bacolicio.us/http://theottstuff.blogspot.com into the browser URL bar

2. press ENTER. enjoy the bacon!

3. locate the "Cornify" button above my About Me section.

4. click "Cornify" and repeat until you have all the little unicorns and rainbows your heart desires!

Cornify pre-dates Bacolicious so i won't hate on it for the fact that an editor needs to add a certain code to their blog in order to "Cornify" the page. BUT Bacolicious is amazing because it works on ANY site. seriously. just put http://bacolicio.us/ in front of any URL and voila! BACON. for example, if you type http://bacolicio.us/http://nytimes.com/ into your browser you'll find yourself going "heh heh, there's bacon on the New York Times"

UPDATE: NY Times is BACONPROOF! sneaky bastards. that shit totally worked yesterday and now it's making a liar out of me. grrrrr.

ahhhh the joys of the internet.


skanks are leather boot stealers

seriously, how's a skank supposed to keep up her reputation when these reality tv skanks keep setting the bar higher and higher? yet another example of society setting unrealistic expectations for our nation's youth. i find it despicable.

In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?


February 5, 2009



hottest slut i know. except me of course. well, Stains may be hotter but i'm sluttier. that means i win.

next up: HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR followed by the STAINS/Spaghetti Cat democratic ticket in 2012.

By the way, if me and Stains had a baby, it would look like this.


President Jerk Face


February 3, 2009

Hot Slut of the Month

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pittsburgh sucks

i hate the Steelers with a RAGING passion. i hate them more than the Cowboys and equally as much as Terrell Owens. back in the Bill Cowher days i hated them even more but that Mike Tomlin has such an adorable face, i have to turn my head when he comes on the screen. i can't let him melt my Steeler-hating heart.

here's some pictures of Steelers fans at the Super Bowl. not an attractive bunch but hey, what do you expect from Pittsburgh?

no group of people can better exemplify a combination of unattractiveness and stupidity like the people of Pittsburgh. most of these costumes don't even make sense!! that last picture (Scooby) was posted AT THE REQUEST of dear ex-boyfriend Ben. see? not very bright...


February 2, 2009

dammit Phil

i hate groundhog's day. it's really stupid. but for some reason people like it and totally harp on whether or not that fucker saw his shadow. as if it really matters. anyway, i can't let groundhog's day go unmentioned so here is a pic of the dumb critter looking all evil like...

oh, and happy 25th birthday to Festa and Katie!

Festa doesn't get a cake because he's in colorado snowboarding and i'm jealous.

i'll probably end up shoving half that cake in my face tonight after a couple glasses of wine. grrr.


family reunion

Tobias Funke and George Michael Bluth are reunited (at last!) in the movie YEAR ONE.

throw in a Paul Rudd and Jack Black for good measure and i'll most definitely go see this no matter how bad the reviews.

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