February 20, 2009


i don't know why i was always under the assumption that Koala's were cute. maybe it's because they're seen adorably clutching onto a human caretaker. maybe it's because koalas seems so laid back and carefree. maybe i just really liked Adventures of the Little Koala as a kid. whatever the reason, i am deceived NO MORE!

these things look like pure evil. bloodsucking, unicorn killing EVIL. children should be afraid of this thing hiding in their closet. i don't know how the boogieman got such a bad rep. did he ever actually do anything?


emo cow

you can't hide from me, Emo Cow.

honest attempt, but no dice.


fuck you, TMZ

i've been avoiding the Rihanna/Chris Brown stuff because i adore the girl and the whole situation goes so far beyond terrible that words can't describe it but i'd like to take this opportunity to call out TMZ for being the absolute shit of the world right now. it is HORRENDOUS, IMMORAL AND INCONCEIVABLE that you would go as far as posting the picture of Rihanna after she was beaten.

also a big FUCK YOU to the LAPD officer who leaked this shit. you should burn in hell for being such a fucking low life. maybe you'll see Chris Brown down there. you guys could be buddies.

this is so sad. sad sad sad.

i think i'll lead by example and lay off the salacious stuff for a while. bloggers everywhere have gone too far.

happy 21st birthday Rihanna - get better soon! i hope everyone gives you your damn privacy.


February 19, 2009

who doesn't love a dance off?

Conan Obrien and Stephen Colbert - two of my favorite people ever!

apparently, there's been some thievery and Conan is not happy. how to solve such a dispute? invisible dancing strings dance off!


February 17, 2009

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