March 18, 2009

Dr. Kanye West, OB-GYN

yeah i pulled some Perez Hilton shit on that photo, what of it?

via E! Online


LOST Drinking Game

whew, it's been a long two weeks but thankfully our beloved LOST has returned. thanks to Videogum for coming up with an awesome LOST drinking game. i'll probably just have a steady stream of wine injected into my arm for the entire hour but i appreciate the thought and effort behind making a "game" out of drinking. you non-alcoholics are adorable.

i've bolded my faves:

-Drink every time someone is wearing something ridiculous to remind you that it's the '70s.
-Drink every time you don't know whether to trust Ben or Widmore.
-Drink every time Richard Alpert is great.
-Drink every time members of the Dharma Initiative appear clownish, or naive.
-Drink every time someone comes up with a new name to hide their identity.
-Drink every time someone says "now what?"
-Drink every time Desmond is reluctantly drawn back into the story no matter how hard he tries.
-Drink every time you're like Sun, what's going on with you?
-Drink every time a new Lostie appears on the screen (here's to you, new Losties!)
-Drink every time Locke looks out at the ocean like a wise old grandpa (hold over from the Lost Seasons 1 and 2 Drinking Games).
-Drink every time Farraday gives a vague and completely unsatisfying explanation of anything.
-Drink every time you remember that Miles is still on this show and you wonder what the point of him is and if they're actually going to do something with this whole spirit-walker thing because where did THAT storyline disappear to.
-Drink every time a reference is made to the polar bears which have gone from mystery to running joke.
-Drink every time the rules seem to change without warning.
-Drink every time Juliette is so annoying (hold over from the Lost Seasons 3 and 4 Drinking Games).
-Drink every time Jack and Sawyer have a power struggle (hold over from the Lost Seasons 1, 2, 3 and 4 Drinking Games).
-Drink every time Kate is so annoying (hold over from the Lost Seasons 1, 2, 3 and 4 Drinking Games).
-Drink every time Daniel Farraday expresses his inexplicable love for Charlotte that came out of nowhere.

For those of you who still need to catch up this season, here are some bonus lightning rounds:

-Drink every time Daniel Farraday says, "But when is the" something.
-Drink every time they time jump.
-Drink every time a character witnesses an event that was historical in previous seasons but now is happening in real time.
-Drink every time Jack fails to convince Kate to come back to the island.
-Drink every time someone asks Ben what he's doing there.
-Drink every time the well is filled in.
-Drink every time the well is empty.
-Drink every time there is no well.
-Drink every time you have no idea what's happening.

thanks Videogum!


mark your calendars

Daisy's back!

and this shit is NOT to be missed! i'll be honest, i was skeptical when i heard a "Daisy of Love" was in the works because a. Rock of Love Bus has gone so far beyond ridiculous that it's not even good anymore and b. i'm having a hard time grasping yet another reality show spin-off stemming back from the Surreal Life with Brigitte and Flava Flav. let's see how many i can remember:

Surreal Life Season 3
Strange Love
Flavor of Love
I Love New York
Rock of Love
Real Chance of Love
Charm School - Rock of Love
Charm School - Flavor of Love
Daisy of Love
My Fair Brady
I Love Money
For the Love of Ray J
A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila

seriously? that's freaking ridiculous. AND i'm sure i missed one or two.

ANYWAY. i came across the Vh1 blog entry for the Daisy of Love and i was instantly hooked. these dudes are AWESOME. annnnd 12 Pack is back for more action! god damn he is desperate!

check out pics of all the contestants here! props to Vh1 for continually finding such love to hate `em contestants. i mean, half the fun of watching this garbage is the realization that there are so many people in the world who look and act like these people - AND they think they're cool. amazing.

hopefully we'll see more weird muppet-like hand-over-mouth blubbery crying from Daisy "may or may not be related to Oscar" De La Hoya


March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day

last Saturday we attempted some annual irish shenanigans known as the Erin Express. the Erin Express is actually a bus that loops around the irish bars in philadelphia. you just hop on when you see it and hop off when it stops at a bar you want to go. brilliant? yes. but i'd be lying if i said i ever actually made it onto the bus.

last year i made it to one bar which, based on this year, was a huge success.

this year went a little differently.

9:00am - bagels and coffee from Manhattan Bagel
9:30am - begin two person power hour in my living room
9:40am - beer #1, bagel and coffee end up back in my toilet
9:45am - resume power hour
10:50am - car won't start
11:00am - en route to Manyunk
11:45pm-2:00pm - flip cup and other forms of binge drinking
2:15pm - catch train to 30th street station, philly
2:50pm - stuff face with mcdonalds
3:00pm - watch everyone drunkenly hop in cabs and take off
3:01pm - plop on the sidewalk for a cig before cabbing it back to manayunk to go home

yeah. never quite made it very far but i will say i had a damn good time getting nowhere.

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